Once, there was this guy I knew. Tall, dark and handsome. A cliché of the cliché. He had a cock that drove me wild. It was receptive to my touch and it was gorgeous. When it was soft I made … Continue reading
I applied for Come Dine with me a few weeks ago. I love to cook. I love to have friends over to eat. I love just having people around. Anyway I assume they have started ringing people by now for … Continue reading
To my friend who just texted me, If you didn’t read my blog at work then it wouldn’t be so frustrating when you get turned on!
I haven’t seen, touched, smelt or licked a pussy other than my own in a few weeks now. (Clearly I am unable to lick my own pussy!) Would it be fair to say that I may be having with drawl? … Continue reading
Back in August I had an “incident” in the bathroom. Too much blood, too much of everything. I had felt funny for the day before and at the time felt dizzy and not right. I put it down to the … Continue reading