Monthly Archives: March 2011

A million naughty things

Once, there was this guy I knew. Tall, dark and handsome. A cliché of the cliché. He had a cock that drove me wild. It was receptive to my touch and it was gorgeous. When it was soft I made … Continue reading

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Cum Dine with Me

I applied for Come Dine with me a few weeks ago. I love to cook. I love to have friends over to eat. I love just having people around. Anyway I assume they have started ringing people by now for … Continue reading

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Tut tut tut

To my friend who just texted me, If you didn’t read my blog at work then it wouldn’t be so frustrating when you get turned on!

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Missing it

I haven’t seen, touched, smelt or licked a pussy other than my own in a few weeks now. (Clearly I am unable to lick my own pussy!) Would it be fair to say that I may be having with drawl? … Continue reading

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Knowing and Wishing I didn’t.

Back in August I had an “incident” in the bathroom. Too much blood, too much of everything. I had felt funny for the day before and at the time felt dizzy and not right. I put it down to the … Continue reading

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Talking to my Vagina

The downside to great memorable tie me up and fuck me sex is the next time you go to masturbate….nothing happens. My body gets annoyed at me. “Your hand?” it asks? “Are you kidding me?”  I try to coax it, … Continue reading

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